Rubio in conversation with Lavrov: It’s time to end this war.
Rubio and Lavrov are secretly holding phone conversations—conversations that do not include our highly educated foreign minister, Margus Tsahkna, nor the European Union’s High Representative for Security, Internal and Foreign Policy, Molecular Electronics, the Green Transition and Wind Energy, Ukraine and Volodymyr, Commander of All Ground Forces, top lawyer, empath, freight logistics enthusiast, and daughter of Estonia’s elite communists—Kaja Kallas, who apparently has no clue what her husband is up to and is still hunting for Donald Trump’s contact info after visiting the White House!
It’s bad when peace plans are being spun behind closed doors, and our leaders and experts—especially Marko Mihkelson—can’t have their say!
Estonia should once again set an example for the world!
Alright… the tanker situation went a bit sideways for us, since we didn’t expect them to bring in fighter jets (a very unfair and Putinist move), but don’t worry—we’ve still got a nunnery up our sleeve!
Let’s demolish that… just like the Kanama viaduct—and relocate the nuns to a Reform Party-run nursing home!
You know exactly what all can be done with them there!
I’d love to see if Muutin sends his fighter jets there—or will they just sneak off to piss in Läänemets’ Passat’s gas tank again?
We will NOT accept any kind of forced peace in Ukraine!
If necessary, we’ll borrow another million mines, and the just war must go on!
It takes nothing from anyone!
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-Lauri Jürgenson, Facebook
